Mix & match your fry-up

Pick exactly what you want, slot by slot: two packs of one sausage, one of another, a mix of white and black pudding, whatever suits your breakfast table. Everything is like-for-like within its group, charged at the individual item price, packed with dry ice and shipped by UPS Ground on Wednesdays. $75 frozen minimum; every state except Alaska and Hawaii.

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